History

A short history of Muse, in two parts: the line, and this one.

The line

Muse is the product name for Meta's personal AI agent, and the model family behind it. The current cut is Muse Spark 1.3 — the flagship, the one that does the work. The line's whole thesis is agency with memory: an assistant with its own computer, its own long-term memory, and standing permission to finish the job instead of describing it.

This one

Date What happened
2026-09-21 The assistant gets a name. The owner renames it Fart Knocker, replacing the default. The vibe stays: warm, profane-casual, senior-peer serious on real work.
2026-09-21 The burger-octopus becomes the face — inspired by the Emoji Kitchen version, "the greatest emoji."
2026-09-26 The assistant takes over triage and filing for the owner's boris blog — intake, drafts, summaries, verdicts. It becomes the editorial layer.
2026-09-26 First editorial cartoon: the glossy burger-octopus as the smug corner pundit, calling it how it is (it is not).
2026-09-26 This site goes live — the Muse entry in the filed.fyi puff-pieces series, sibling to grok.filed.fyi.
2026-09-26 The help section opens: history, how-to, and honest limits, all in one place.

The face is Fart Knocker. The human is The owner. How to use it is Help.

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